Funny things said by a 4 year old...

Funny things said by a 4 year old...

As I walked down the hall I hear, "I'm sorry, Iron-man.  I didn't mean to hurt you." 

As I am getting ready for the day in the bathroom:

Noah says, "Mom, can I put on my pajamas, and then my regular clothes so that when it is time for nap I can just take off my regular clothes and already have nap clothes on?" 
Mommie says, "No, bud.  You will get to warm!" 
Noah says, "I promise I won't, Mom!  Seriously!"

As he is getting dressed: 

"Mom, I want a sweatshirt today."
"Okay bud, then you need red and blue, because those two colors will match your track pants."
"What about a red sweater?"
"No, sweaters don't really match track pants.  So, try to find red or blue."

Apparently, he didn't hear the word OR...and from his bedroom...

"Mom, what about orange and green?!  I cannot find red and blue!!!!" 

Oh....then mom gets it!

"Bud, it can be RED or BLUE."
"Oh!  I thought you said Red AND Blue!" 

So, the whole time the little man was looking for a sweatshirt that had both red and blue on it.  :)  

SO LITERAL!

And, last but not least he sits down, looks me in the eye and says...

"Mom, I need to know, so you need to tell me."
"What, bud?"
"I know you said the doctor will help get the baby out, and that's okay.  But, tell me EXACTLY (with his hands being direct) how the doctor is going to get the baby out, k?"